… ‘Yer-SOSYAL-NETWURKIN-SavvyNess’ test… #TBSU…

…in an inanely innocuous incursion of innate insensibility, the latest ‘WhateverNess’ multiple choice test today measures yer understanding of the SOSYAL NETWURKIN WURLD..:-

1. Who invented the Internet?

a. Spiderman

b. Al Gore, just after he invented Global Warming, so’s he could tell people about the climate thingy

c. Japanese fishermen, who combined the trawling dragnets of 23,782 whaling boats to get the biggest maritime haul since the Titanic was dragged up

d. My grandnephew, when he was 2 1/2 years old (and still a bluudy little show-off!)

2. What’s the collective noun for people who use Twitter?

a. A Tweedledumpload

b. A scunner

c. John

d. The Unemployed

3. Who uses Google Earth?

a. Martians and other sundry interplanetary aliens

b. The authorities who hunt down Television Licence dodgers

c. Lord Justin Beiber, in his capacity as a complete outsider to the planet

d. Hobbits

4. What has been the Internet’s greatest benefit to mankind?

a.

b.

c.

d.

5. What is Google+ ?

a. (Google- ) + (Google- )

b. A marketing ploy by the Google boffins to squeeze added revenue… Google Extra, Google Light, and Diet Google are still at the planning stage

c. Another splendid SOSYAL NETWURK for me not to understand

d. I plead the Fifth Amendment on this one, as my answer may incriminate me

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