…POSITIONS VACANT… don’t all rush, now…

help wanted


…4 days hence, on January 27th, it hits the web-waves..

…and today, I’m holding virtual interviews for the lofty and vital positions of GALLACHER’S BANTERERS… …did I hear a mutter of ’WTF?‘ back there? …any self-respecting novel’s relaunch requires a posse of individuals prepared to put their names and reputations on the line as ASSOCIATES AT LARGE… here’s what’s involved— on the day of the launch, or even starting right now if yeez are really keen… Master Gallacher will be beating the drum all round the WURLD and many other places about his Jack Calder crime thriller masterpiece, SAVAGE PAYBACK

job interview

…having GALLACHER’S BANTERERS alongside keeps him from getting too lonely, frustrated, feeling melancholy, ignored, and all the other sundry, dreadful, imaginary evils that impact an Author’s head when a launch is in full flow… this is the time to count my pals… if I get above two, I shall consider myself well-blessed… QUALIFICATIONS TO BE INCLUDED IN GALLACHER’S BANTERERS (a) yeez must be alive (or near enuff), (b) yeez must have access to the internet (or near enuff), (c) yeez must possess an I.Q, sum’where between 5 and 235 (or near enuff)… being as I am, Scottish by birth, there will be no negotiations entered into about monetary reward... yeez’ll get yer kudos in Literary Heaven (or near enuff)… so, let’s be having yer applications… don’t all rush at once now… see yeez later… LUV YEEZ!

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42 responses to “…POSITIONS VACANT… don’t all rush, now…

  1. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog….. An Author Promotions Enterprise! and commented:

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  2. I’ll give it a try, Seumas, as I feel fairly certain I fit those qualifications somehow being they’re pretty inclusive. of most of the earth’s population. 😀

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  3. I’m looking forward to my kudos in literary heaven! Have twittered re: your sits. vacant!

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  4. Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
    Seumas Gallacher’s book SAVAGE PAYBACK is to re-launch on Jan. 27th .

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  5. I’m applying Seumas – I’ll mix the cocktails too! 😀

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  6. I qualify on all counts (I scraped by on the IQ thing) and I think I could Banter with the best of em. I’m not very happy about the Monetary portion of this job, having Scottish roots myself, it goes against the grain to be putting out…for free. However, this too shall pass. 🙂

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  7. I’m throwing my hat into the ring! I scream like a banshee, and banter like I’m a witty literary scholar. It’s my Celtic roots that encourage me to do so. 😉

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  8. Good on you! I sense another book review coming….

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  9. Does a humble foodie blogger qualify? 😉 I’ll be sure to banter with the best of them!

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  10. Nancy Jardine

    I hereby apply to be a good shouter-outer!

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  11. Reblogged this on Wild and Woolly Wordsmithing and commented:
    The incomparably awesome Seumas Gallacher’s action packed self published Jack Calder series was picked up by Crooked Cat Publishing! Squee! If you haven’t read them yet, you will be sucked in from the first heist and telling him to write faster so we can read book four because they’re that addictive. Hmm maybe a warning label is in order… ‘Beware. Jack Calder addiction imminent once you start reading. Do not operate heavy machinery during chase scenes…’

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  12. I’m sure I can chip in somewhere. 🙂 let me know what I can do to help and I will broadcast to my tens of fans.



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  13. Is there a book synopsis that one could banter instead of a notice of a book-release? I’m all about the content and information.

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    • …a book synopsis indeed there DOES exist in lieu of simple banter, m’Lady, Kiri… voila:


      A series of coordinated lethal bomb attacks on a dozen jewelry stores in London’s West End drag former SAS officer, Jack Calder and his specialist security firm, International Security Partners, into a deadly mesh of murder and international drug running.

      A black ops explosives expert, an ex-colleague turned renegade mercenary with a twisted lust for revenge, emerges from the past to join forces with a powerful and dangerous drug baron from Eastern Europe.

      A major cocaine trafficker from South America compounds the threats as competitive turf issues straddle international territories.

      Attacks close to home heighten the urgency for Calder and his team to find and deal with each of the three sinister adversaries in a final savage payback.

      …mwaaaah (NOT part of the synopsis, although, come to think of it, p’raps it should be?… cheeeeers


  14. Sign me up to assist with the launch! Just email Sandy the information that you want posted at greymyre@gmail.com and the date you would like it posted. Be happy to assist with the masterpiece…yez have my support, even tho I’m not a Scot!

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  15. I’d love to help! Email me at tricia@authorstowatch.com and we’ll either figure out an interview or book feature, whatever you like.

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  16. I shared Savage Payback on my FB, LI, G+, & Twitter pages, Seumas. Also shared the Online Launch Party on FB. I hope it shoots to the top of the charts! 🙂

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  17. Sign me up, Seumas 🙂


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