…I’ve just seen sum’thing on Facebook about a test for Britishness… given the current interest in the Scottish Independence debate, p’raps a test for Scottishness would look like this :
Who should be the first prime Minister of Scotland?
a. Sean Connery
b. Billy Connolly
c. Mel Gibson
d. The Loch Ness Monster
What should be the National Game of Scotland?
c, Raiding northern English towns
d. Arranging a referendum to give away the Independence
What year were Fried Mars Bars introduced?
a. 46 A.D.
b 25,857,012 B.C.
c. last year
d. Fried Mars Bars were introduced?
How many people in Scotland willingly pay tax?
d. Can I call a friend?
What’s the Capital of Scotland?
a. Hampden Park
d. Stg 3.45
Answers please on a managers cheque to the usual address… you’re welcome!